I'm going to try not to get bogged down in reporting every word. Yet I still want to give as complete an account of what happened as I can. Premiere episodes can be daunting. There's so much information! I can already tell I'm going to like this, despite the pig that Eva is married to. As usual, I combined scenes as much as possible. Oh, and I'm not sure how much snark is in me tonight.
Hangin’ with my bestie
(Is it too much to hope that the opening credits are actually the first thing we see every night? Why did they ever change that?) Armando gently helps his blindfolded wife, Eva, out of the car. We hear her narrating via voice over-“I thought I had it all: A great husband, a beautiful house, a family. I didn’t have a thing.” Meanwhile, she is being led into a gorgeous home. The blindfold is removed and Armando asks her if she likes his surprise, her new house. She’s overwhelmed. He encourages her to look around. She heads upstairs and opens the door to her bedroom.